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Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
by The truth giver December 17, 2019
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Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans ๐Ÿ’œ
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky
by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019
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Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA
by iloveyouso November 21, 2021
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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.
Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah
by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016
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bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesnโ€™t realise his true power
Wow, youโ€™re so powerful, youโ€™ve got about 1% of bald martinโ€™s power
by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019
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Martin Freeman

A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
by brasshelix March 16, 2011
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Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.
Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!
by BDA21 June 24, 2016
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