Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

by Swid January 12, 2006

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.

by GroominGabe February 24, 2015

poop marmalade

when someone pisses on someone else's shit and dissolves it into a orangish-shit like substance.

"The toilet's been broke all day and everyone been making poop marmalade."

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

Magma'd

When someone steals your patter and posts it online claiming it as there own.

GUY1: Can't believe I got Magma'd twice last night by Abbie!
GUY2: Bog off!

by Kyle "Ket" Duncan November 6, 2019

big mama eternal

A amazing roblox/gacha you tuber,she is really fun

Me:do watch big mama eternal
My friend:who?
Me:how do you not know who she is ?

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 6, 2020

Joe Mama so fat……

Joe mama so fat refers to a popular and creative joke referring to ‘Joe Mama’ and is usually said in a format such as….

‘Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’

Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.

Joe mama so fat…… the Eiffel Tower quivers when she’s near

by Annon5697216 November 11, 2021