Harksexual

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.

Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

by The Nerd with too much time March 18, 2012

mariisexual

when you dont know if youre bi or straight

person1: idk if im bi or straight
person 2: ur mariisexual mate

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Madsexual

The one and only Madelaine Grobbelaar Petsch that’s all that needs to be said !!! How are you not madsexual yet ?!

Them: have you seen madlin Petsch post today ?
Me: first of all it’s Madelaine and ofc I saw it I’m literally madsexual

by angelic_bughead January 5, 2021

Morbsexuality

A sexual orientation directed towards Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to Morbius sexually, they want to fuck Morbius.

Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious thing and anybody who has watched Morbius is easily morbsexual.

by lmaolmao3500 June 1, 2022

magasexual

A strange attraction to obnoxious rich fascists; usually can be heard chanting "Make America Great Again" and "Grab 'em by the pussy". These types can be identified easily by their low i.q. and gullibility.

Magasexuals are the new N.I.M.B.Y. crowd.

by Lou Cypher October 11, 2018

Morbsexual

Sexuality where people love Dr. Michael Morbius, the main protagonist of the hit movie named “Morbius”

It is estimated that there are more than one morbilion people who are Morbsexual

I am Morbsexual and I love Morbius
Morbius our beloved 🥺😚😘🥰😍🤯
Ambatumorb! 🥴🥶🥵💦💦💦💦💦
Morbphobia = 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

by Daddynnoob June 19, 2022

Mapsexual

To put it in summary: they're people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022