When a woman is undoubtedly flattered by a charming man, she experiences the symptoms of Marathonitis. Symptoms include uncontrollable smiling, giggling, nervousness, and many similar feelings related to flirting. There is no cure for Marathonitis. Once you have acquired Marathonitis, there is no turning back.
Boy: You look adorable this evening Kitty!
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)
Girl: *blushes* Thanks Puppy :)
Boy: I think you just caught the Marathonitis ;)
by Christaky December 31, 2011
Get the Marathonitis mug.Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.
I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!
by piancakes November 23, 2021
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by West side stanley May 20, 2007
Get the curse marathon mug.The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.
Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.
by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009
Get the Bullshit Marathon mug.A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.
If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you
by Sexydimma May 19, 2016
Get the Montreal's pantless marathon mug.Marathon Monday is often considered, among Bostonians, as the greatest day of each year. Falling on the third Monday of April, the marathon provides a race as a backdrop to the biggest day of drinking and legalized hookie-playing found anywhere in the country.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
11:21 AM on Marathon Monday: the winner of the race crosses the finish line and everyone in Boston is already too drunk to notice
by eagles617 April 20, 2009
Get the marathon monday mug.A long run comprising of 18 miles or more done purely for the sake of enjoying the scenery and environment of where the participant is running. Popular amongst high school and college runners in the Western Pennsylvania distance running community, it was created by the great American Distance Runner Timothy O'Mara.
"Hey did you run an O'Marathon Today?"
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."
"I'm going to run an O'marathon across a glacier, it looks very scenic."
by McLovin' August 31, 2007
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