mary janed

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

mary jane

the guy above said it all. It's a slang term for Marijuana.

by Lil Bo March 11, 2003

Mary Jane

A blow job that involves lots of biting.

Jenny gave me a really stimulating mary jane last night.

by jennyjayy October 12, 2011

mary jane

a very unfortunate person who was named after weed

some person who feels sorry:shiiiiiiit i hella feel sorry for mary jane
some dumb ass : I wonder if her can sell me some

by porpus July 3, 2005

Mary Jane

1. a weed
2. a song of 213's "The Hard Album"

213 'Mary Jane'
She's my beauty queen
She's my everything

by tha blazer February 3, 2005

Mary Jane

The useless girlfriend of Spider-Man.

Spiderman seriously needs to get a better romantic partner. Someone who doesn’t get captured like Mary Jane!

by S-27 August 8, 2018

mary jane

a euphemism for Marijuana that no one has ever used and probably never will use

Sgt. Joe Friday: Look, Smith, it's a hopper-head.
Smith: Let's shove a light fixture up his ass and pull out his intestines.
Sgt. Joe Friday: C'mere mama! Tryin' TO PUFF THAT OL' DIGGY DIGGY! The scrim-scim-screw. The tea, see?
Pothead: I'm just smoking the marrrry jane maaaaaaaaaaan.
Smith: He's obviously possessed.
Friday. Let's kill him.

by Zach Block July 4, 2005