On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
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A man who smiles a lot and seems happy, but if you look in his eyes and below his good looks you see how broken he is and how well he is at hiding it. He is an emotionally strong man who has probably been through a lot but he keeps his smile and he keeps supporting those closest to him no matter what happens to him he puts others first and always cares and tries to help simply because if he can help, then why shouldn't he help?
Marcus is a hero and I'm proud to know him, he has helped me out so much when my family fell apart and he never stopped smiling or gave up on helping me
by MLRH April 16, 2011
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Guy #1: "Did you see Marcus Mumford playing with Laura Marling the other night?"
Guy #2: "Man, he was awesome! He was playing like 4 different instruments at once!"
Guy #2: "Man, he was awesome! He was playing like 4 different instruments at once!"
by noisemaker December 12, 2012
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Get the Marcus mug.Nickname commonly used for people with the name Marcus. This nickname is often given to Marcus if they constantly want to party, or if they are assholes, and sometimes when they are assholes who constantly want to party.
1. Question: Who should we invite to our kick ass shindig? Response: Well, definately Marcass, you know he's always up to party!
2. Don't invite Marcass he always gets drunk, kicks peoples ass in beer pong, and then talks shit on everybody. Sometimes he can be a real asshole.
2. Don't invite Marcass he always gets drunk, kicks peoples ass in beer pong, and then talks shit on everybody. Sometimes he can be a real asshole.
by The Rothchild January 21, 2009
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