march 13 2007

when the person most addicted to boba was born. this person is also realty asian, really smart and loves Kadenang Ginto

were you born on March 13 2007? cuz u luv boba and Kadenang Ginto

by thebobaaddict November 2, 2019

March 13 2020

The day we started quarantine

Kyle: “Hey do you remember March 13 2020”
Katie: “no what happened”
Kyle: “it was the first day of quarantine”

by Emg February 4, 2021

March 13 crisis

On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.

"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"

by Percy Jackson fan101 March 14, 2019

March 13 2023

DYLAN MULVANY DAY 365 OF BEING A GIRL!!! WE LOVE YOU DYLANNN 🫶🏻🫶🏻

person 1: bro did you hear?? tomorrow is March 13 2023

person 2: that means its day 365 of being a girl for dylan!!

by Kaii 🫶🏻🫶🏻 March 12, 2023

march 13th

March 13th is National slap your sister day. If it's your birthday you get to punch her. If you don't have a sister. Punch the first girl you see.

Josh:It's my bday! Ima punch the hell out of my sister cause it's March 13th

by UrPapa September 27, 2019

March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

march 13th

national cut a bitch day. this is the only day of the year that it is acceptable to cut fake bitches out of your life and they can’t say shit about it.

person 1: hey bitch i’m dropping you sorry
person 2: why so suddenly?
person 1: it’s march 13th
person 2: oh my bad i forgot

by the quirkiest January 27, 2020