marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

marathon drinker

A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.

I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011

marathon masturbation

When one repeatedly masturbates with both arms until they both give out.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't feel my arms!
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 3: Marathon Masturbation!

by c_monnen February 9, 2014

marathon sex

Having sex more than 3 times in one night. Each time lasting more than an hour.

Last night me and my boyfriend had marathon sex, we didn't go to sleep until 6 this morning!

by Hannahboo32 October 30, 2007

marathon men

The nickname given to the best college basketball team in the nation: the 2009 Syracuse Orange after their 6 overtime victory against UCONN

"Did you see those marathon men out on the court last night?"
"I know! I was up until 2 in the morning watching them. I thought Devendorf won it at the end of regulation!"

by SUgirl2918 July 21, 2009

marathon monday

The third Monday in April where college students in Massachusetts get the day off due to the Boston Marathon and spend the entire day drinking (often in public).

"What's Marathon Monday?"
"It's the day we all get drunk and run a marathon."
"Let's skip the marathon part and call it a holiday!"

by Smantz0r April 14, 2009