Management

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.

Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."

by Drakeswarm October 30, 2010

management bingo

an office game for yuppies and geeks

1. go to an office meeting

2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase

3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear

Collect phrases like :

"moving forward" (in the future)

"Growing the business"

"mental bandwidth"

"de-risk"

"develop a plan around"

"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)

"partner with" (in reference to another work group)

etc...

Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!

(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"

by P Taylor February 17, 2008

babestation manager

Babestation management is where the manager is never there.

Like the soft porn tv show of the same name - "You never see the cunt."

A - "Jees that Dave is a Babestation manager."

B - "Too right I haven't seen him yet this month."

by Scuba99 June 28, 2012

American Management

A property management company based in Baltimore, MD. They are known for having managers who are complete fuckheads that enjoy many dicks in their asses on a daily basis. Overall, this company sucks major ass.

Bro 1: Hey man, I just viewed a house and the manager was a complete dumbass.
Bro 2: Oh, it must have been owned by American Management then.

by joesucksass March 21, 2014

Project Manager

A job used by people who are often unemployed. They don't exactly know what their role is and are usually self employed contractors that do jobs or gigs to make a living.

"Hey, I heard you started dating John, what does he do for a living?"

"He told me he was a project manager"

by CherryCokee November 3, 2021

stage manager

1. Runs the show
2. God
3. That bitch in the headset

Have you seen the stage manager? I need someone to yell at me (I'm a techie)

by sillysnake5 March 1, 2010

manafort

A slurry of shit and urine that's been stewing in a porta potty at the Texas State Fair in 100° weather.

Don't go in there, somebody left a manafort that's unflushable.

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017