mandelbooty

An extremely fine ass that has a finite volume but infinite surface area.

I was chillin' down at the Math Club when this frosh walked in with the most hellacious mandelbooty. I'm tellin' ya, all I could think about was defining a set of points inside her complex plane.

by Himumu April 24, 2009

Mandela Effect

Named after the famous Nelson Mandela this conspiracy theory Is when a large group of people remember something being a certain way, but when people go back and look at it, it has changed or is gone in this universe with no reasoning other than "it's always been like that"

Two popular theories on the Mandela effect are:
Time Travel- Some believe that times travels have come back to the past and changed one little thing that ended up changing many other things kinda like the butterfly effect Think about it the future has already happened so even if time travel is say 1,000 years in the future it has already been done which means time travelers are going back to the past which is our present and changing little things.

Parallel Universe- Others believe that sometime in the last decade or two the world went through a black hole or that our "original world" ended and now we are in this Parallel Universe where something changed in the process of switching or going through the black hole. (most think in the years 2000 or 2012 this happened cause many thought the world was gong to end)

Kayla: Do you remember those books we used to read with the family of bears? The Berenstein Bears.
Danielle: MANDELA EFFECT! It has supposedly been the BerenstAin Bears the whole time!
Kayla: No way! I remember that vividly as a kid!
Danielle: Same here!

by GameofThronesjunkie January 2, 2017

Manvee

She is the most beautiful and smart girl you'll ever meet in your life. If you were a poet, you would probably write a poetry on her everyday and still find yourself unable to truly explain how you feel about her. A fine specimen to humankind. Too pure. Too precious.

Dude 1 : I think I am in love with Manvee

by Romanticafguy October 23, 2018

Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

The Mandela Effect Effect

Due to the Mandela Effect which was popularized in 2010 people discovered Nelson Mandela was actually alive and did not die in prison in the 1980s. He later did die in 2013. Because the Mandela Effect is more commonly known than the effect's namesake, many people believe he is still alive.

Nelson Mandela actually died in 2013; you are the victim of the Mandela Effect Effect.

by David Sweet November 20, 2019

Manuel

Manuel is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Manuel had surprisingly really large penises, way above the average penis length and width. Also, the majority of people named Manuel seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.

Manuel has an extraordinarily large penis.

by titiesobigcalherboobonicplague March 24, 2019

Maneli

The sexiest, most fantastic and successful thing in the whole freaking world. A persian princess with humor and looks - can it get better?

If you succeed in getting a Maneli, you already reached the top.

by truthteller90 April 22, 2011