The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
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Menstrual Outrage: The type of outrage that would be exhibited by a woman who is suffering from PMS. This outrage can be accompanied by crying, screaming, nagging, complaining, throwing of objects and much, much more.
Tom: Sally, dear, you look a bit under the weather.
Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!
*Crash*
Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.
Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!
*Crash*
Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.
by JS-The-Man February 22, 2008
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I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011
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Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."
Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."
Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."
by Robert the Great February 4, 2013
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Person A: Here's my place, lets party!
Person B: Are you sure this isn't your sisters place?
Person A: uh.. Yeah...
Person B: Dude we're not partying here, you need to manorate this place!
Person A: Here's my place, lets party!
Person B: Are you sure this isn't your sisters place?
Person A: uh.. Yeah...
Person B: Dude we're not partying here, you need to manorate this place!
by OkRed89 July 13, 2013
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Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
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Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”
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