manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

mantonelli

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

by drewcus September 22, 2012

josh manifold

The better manifold brother (mainly because hes not short and has hair)

uncultured person: Jack Manifold is the better Manifold brother

cultured person: no Josh Manifold is better

uncultured person: why
cultured person: because Josh Manifold has hair and is tall

uncultured person: yeah fair enough

by Imahumanwhosimps April 23, 2021

jack manifold stan

a different breed. Could be alien or some unknown species from somewhere in the universe.

“what is a jack manifold stan” “an alien or something from the universe”

by nnsjshsbdue September 6, 2021

dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.

Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011

Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.

Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.

by MBCI June 14, 2015

Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold has passed away... may he rest in peace. I guess the grind finally stopped.

rip the Jack manifold grind :(

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021