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mango cake

to perform fellatio in exchange for favors
i just gave my professor a mango cake to get into his class
by Melvin Keyer January 20, 2011
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Mango

THE GREATEST FUCKING FRUIT EVER. THIS SWEET YELLOW/GREEN SON OF A GOD WILL MAKE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER. THE MANGO IS SO SUPERIOR, NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS IT A FUCKING GOD ALONGSIDE KIM-JONG-UN. EAT THIS FRUIT AND YOU WILL GO TO A SWEET, FRUITY HEAVEN. IT IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVERYDAY APPLES, PINEAPPLES, AND THOSE OTHER BORING FRUITS I DON'T LIKE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE SO BORING!
by iiZekrital August 27, 2017
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Mango Sucker

A Mango Sucker is a very ignorant person who constantly ticks me off. It is also an insult that can end an arguement with confusion.
Bob: LOOK LOOK LOOK A LEAF! OH MY GOD A LEAF!
Sarah: Shut up! You Mango Sucker!
Bob: LO- wait what?
by Milkshake_loverrr March 7, 2010
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noah mango

The point at which you've made it financially, you'll know because you are eating copious amounts of mango from Whole Foods which was sliced by a white guy named Noah.
Did you see the size of that girl's wedding ring!? She's totally at noah mango now, set for life.
by gleenn December 13, 2017
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Meat Mango

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.
by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018
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torkad mango

A boy answeres "torkad mango" when asked:

-What do I have in the bag baby
-TORKAD MANGO!
-Yeah, your right sugar
What do I have in my bag?
TORKAD MANGO
by yoboytorkadmango November 19, 2021
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Mango

Hey bro, that fruit looks so trash unlike Mango

I wish I was a Mango

Go fuck a Mango
by Loliisnotillegal May 28, 2018
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