mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

by The Manglator September 21, 2004

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Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

by I forget January 11, 2004

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mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

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Mangle

1. At an angle, a woman's face looks like a man. Besides the angle(s), she is hot.

2. When looking at a chick from an angle (could be multiple angles), her face resembles those characteristics of a man.

Dude, would you still hook up with that chick at the bar, even though from here she has a mangle?

I first saw that chick from the lower right--she definitely has a mangle. Looking at her left side, I'd still hit that.

by Heiggins August 11, 2009

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Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 3, 2003

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