mandangled

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word

> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled

by Hamolka January 21, 2005

mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.

Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.

by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"

"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"

by Natasha Soares & Denise Tokeshi July 18, 2005

Madras Middle School

Madras Middle School is where the popular girls will talk sh* abt eachother but then go to eachother houses and are all the sudden BFF’s again. And if you don’t have a date to formal then ur considered not cool. The popular girls pay attention to what you wear and will make group chats planning on what they are all going to wear the next day and it better be lululmelon and calvin kelvin or they will look what you weird and you feel judged. Their are not many cute guys so once you claim one there “yours” and if someone else steals them then the whole group will turn on you

Madras Middle School is the school that will make you feel terrible about yourself

by Ya girlll:)) March 3, 2019

Madras

Madras which is the short form of Madrasapattinam is the old name of Chennai , the capital city of the state of Tamilnadu. The city was one of the important early holds of the British East India Company who purchased a fishing village of Chennapattinam or Madrasapattinam in 1639 and built the Fort St. George there , around which the city of Madras grew. It has three rivers , the Adyar , the Cooum and the Kosasthalaiyar flowing through it in addition to the Manmade Buckingham Canal. Post independence , it became the capital city of the state of Tamilnadu. August 22 every year is celebrated as 'Madras day'.

Madras is a great city to live and work in. I love to visit the Marina Beach in Madras.

by The Black Shirt July 15, 2021