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douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
by duck tape November 12, 2009
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MaDicking

MaDicked Ma Dick!

Verb.

Fooling someone into asking you a question to which you could reasonably reply "Ma Dick!".

(Each subsequent question must invoke more interest than the prior.)
This an example of Cracker MaDicking Beaner.
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Cracker: "Bro did yo hear the new food that girls are going crazy for?"
Beaner: "Huh? No, what is it?"

Cracker: "Omg! They love it, every review was positive."
Beaner: "Wait what the fuck is it?"

Cracker: "If I tell you, you have to promise never to try it."
Beaner: "Ugh, just tell me what it is!!!!!"

Cracker: "Fine, is you really wanna know..... MA DICK!"
by Bean Cracker August 15, 2012
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mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.
A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.
by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013
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mawdicker

thingamjig, long ordeal
they tore up the whole mawdicker

last weekend was a mawdicker
by humina humina September 29, 2008
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S.Maddick

To tell someone Suck my dick, Fuck you, or fuck off. Best said as Eat My Johnson.
John: Son why the fuck did you drink up all the juice and didn't replace?James: What, dude S.Maddick.
Or Teacher calls on you to do a math problem in front of the class that you dont understand you, simply tell that tell him/her to S.Maddick.
by LA17 May 30, 2007
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Mansick

(adj) longing for men and/or boyfriends related to separation by distance or existence. Symptoms include an intense ache for male attention, the desire to hold hands and/or cuddle, obsession with any guy that gives you attention, and, in extreme cases, the contemplation of a "NCMO" with the first guy you see.
I just want someone to hold me, I think I might be getting mansick.
by VirginLips October 30, 2011
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madnick

incredibly gay fat red faced jew
does not pay for anything and thinks he is way cooler then he is
he also has a striking resemblance to the popular tire saleseman for the company michellin tires
that gay kid over their is such a madnick.
by ayenonemuss December 9, 2008
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