mandalized

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.

"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Manbearpig

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.

I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.

by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010

Mandaeism

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.

Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.

by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

mandalize

unwanted touching by another man

My boss just grabbed me from behind and massaged me. I felt so mandalized.

by timmy January 20, 2005

mandang

misfortunate (negative) thing happening to you; something like "Aww man..or Aww shucks"

"Awww that's so mandang!!"

"Mandang, I lost my job."

"Mandang, you ate my last orange!"

by Natasha Soares & Denise Tokeshi July 18, 2005

Manbearpig

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP

ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.

by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007

Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011