Poo Manchu

The act that occurs sometimes after removing soiled fingers from a rectum then finger painting from under the nose to the edge of the mouth and down to the chin in one smoothe motion.
I was feeling inspired and gave myself the most beautiful Poo Manchu the world has seen after massaging my prostate on taco Tuesday.
by Captain Rockso November 17, 2024
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Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.
Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!
by word smith January 27, 2021
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Pube manchu

Long pubic hair than extends down past each side of the balls resembling the famous fu manchu mustache.
"Did you end up hooking up with that guy last night"
"I was going to. But he had a pube manchu and i just couldn't"
by ArnieBT January 08, 2020
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Fu manchu

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!
by Professor cum bubbler March 09, 2020
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Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.
"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"
by Joey Fat Tits July 29, 2021
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Manchu Wok

When you eat Chinese food and you get diarrhea.

you sit in the washroom for a long time!
Those noodle are going to give me manchuwok
*after eating food* man i'm going to have manchu wok later, after that meal!
by LaTasha Cabbie October 27, 2013
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stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
by spicer2 August 09, 2009
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