A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009
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Rylie: Go die
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Rylie: Your a fart sack
Rylie: Go die
(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!
Rylie: Your a fart sack
by manatwo July 23, 2009
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1. a blubbery mass that resembles the sea going creature under the same name.
2. also see: gayrab.
3. also see: keyboardracer.
4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all waterfalls. typically can't climb out of any shallow end unless stairs are built in.
2. also see: gayrab.
3. also see: keyboardracer.
4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all waterfalls. typically can't climb out of any shallow end unless stairs are built in.
Mike: Cripes! Did you see Gayrab the other day at the race?
Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?
Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.
Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.
Both: What a flamer.
Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?
Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.
Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.
Both: What a flamer.
by Dethbocks February 21, 2005
Get the manatee mug.When Ones Face Is Smashed In, Or In The Process Of Getting Smashed In. ex: cs, against the glass as children watch helplessly.
Damn bitch got his face manateed. 2:The manatee effect left this huge scar on my face. As seen in the youtube video search (manatee squash)
by Andizzzzzle January 9, 2008
Get the manateed mug.Noun: A female surfer or beach bum who presents herself as easy or promiscuous, but who is actually prudish or unapproachable.
by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007
Get the Manatease mug.a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.
Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"
TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"
TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"
by murraythandman December 19, 2016
Get the Manatee joke mug.A fully aquatic sea mammal, that belongs to the order Sirena, along with the Dugong and Steller's Sea cow, which is extinct. There are three breeds of manatee, the West Indian, the African, and the Amazonian. Manatees live in warm coastal waters, and are harmless. However, due to their large stature, a manatee can appear frightening to some. They naturally approach humans which could be a factor in Flordians declaring it its state animal. However, it's natural impulse to go after boats can result in death. They have no natural predators, other than humans and speedboats.
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