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Facebook Man-Whore

A guy who thinks he's so popular just because he has +600 friends on Facebook, messed up statuses (example: '2m' for tomorrow. Or doubling the last letter, example: 'outt' instead of 'out'), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don't even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. Facebook Man-Whores are ALWAYS very shallow, superficial, and cocky.
Shannon: I hate Alex, he's such a Facebook Man-Whore.
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?
by Plumeburst April 18, 2009
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Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.
Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
by JennDub July 16, 2014
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ManFace

a girl with a nice body, but has a face that looks like Nicholas Cage.
Dude I have manface in my third period class
by Yami December 14, 2003
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Manface

Someone who has mastered the art of detatching himself from all recognisable human emotion. Originated as a human but has evolved into a pseudo-machine. Function. Efficiency. Binary.
Woman, I cannot compute this love that you speak of. Speak no more, or you will feel the wrath of Manface.
by Dr Horse October 28, 2004
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manface

When they for some undecipherable reason decide to film the guy's face in a porno. Causes discomfort in sexually insecure men.
"So, the other day, I was watching White Booty Hoes #63, and just as I was about to skeet, some manface popped up. I lost my boner and felt pretty ghey."
by kikanjuuneko January 29, 2006
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ManFace

Did you see that ManFace? It tickled when she gave me head.
by I.P. Freely July 4, 2003
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manface

The worlds biggest pimp resides in marin county. watch out for him cause he will work you like the bitch that you are
Damn i heard manface is coming to this party this shit will be bumping
by manface March 8, 2004
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