Pronounced "Man-zel", this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. Interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the MANZEL is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.
Hot Older Woman #1: "Look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. I'm going hunting for some manzel meat." <licks her lips>
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Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
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Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
by Donny P. December 27, 2008
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1. Becky: "It's my birthday today."
Moe: "Mazel tov."
2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."
Moe: "Mazel tov."
2. Moe: "I just failed my chem paper."
Becky: "Mazel tov. Good luck getting into uni."
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Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!
Sarsur: Ah yes! I shall thrust my makolet in your darkon! Oh, wait, wait, uh MAZEL TOV!
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