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alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.
I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.
by andyman3000 January 6, 2012
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maling

(v.) To male; to fuck up everything good and worthwhile in your life.
If you haven't destroyed a relationship with a great woman, you aren't maling correctly.
by Wall_eeyore September 2, 2017
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A pun on Malaysia, literally meaning "Malay thieves". Mainly used by Indonesians.
"MALINGSIA ITU ANJING!!!"
- Indonesian fans, 2020
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Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!
An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.
by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023
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Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.
Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.
by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025
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manlinger

when the odor of jizz surrounds an individual.
Man 1: Dude, that dude smells like jizz!
Man 2: Yeah, he's got manlinger
by riddythekid May 18, 2010
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malined

When a boy tells a girl that he likes her and she says him that they'll maybe hook up, but instead of this they just make out and he gets dumped.
he: i think i really like you

she: yet i dont but we can go out and see what'll happen ;)

they: drink some drinks , talk about their feelings for each other and make out .
*the next day*

he: it was a nice evening w/ you
she: yea it was ok , but dont let it go to your head.

he : what we'll do?
she: stay friends

best friends : wow you really got malined
by theStonedJew July 10, 2016
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