Aloha Male

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Male', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent man, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Male is at peace holistically with his universe.

His is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha male' and 'beta male' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to himself.

He has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
"Have you ever noticed how James Bond literally NEVER needs to give orders, pull rank, or beg favours? Everyone who meets him appreciates and respects him, because he is so obviously at peace with himself, even while doing battle! What an Aloha male!"
by Johnny Soporno November 28, 2011
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Morbius Male

Someone superior than an Alpha or a Sigma, Morbius Males are enjoyers of the hit movie "Morbius" and have watched it octillions of times. Morbius Males replace the first syllable of an existing word with "Morb", and this is known as Morbiusese and Morbius Males are fluent at it.

Example of Morbiusese: You get no Morbitches.

You also need to purchase every form of Morbius merchandise, existing and non-existing. Dedicate your entire life purpose to the movie Morbius, and you might as well be a Morbin' Time Morbius Male.
Joe is a Morbius Male and is more potent than Dee (A Sigma Male) and Chewie (An Alpha Male) put together!
by Gatowatussy June 08, 2022
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Plimbo Male

A Plimbo male is a being who has ascended past the need for a physical and fixed form. Much like the clay deity "Plimbo", they are not spiritually nor physically bound to their body. They are formless, mysterious and powerful beyond measure. Their philosophy and way of life is far beyond the comprehension of any mortal being.
Oh damn, that guy just ascended into the astral plane like it was nothing! What a Plimbo male.
by steem99 September 24, 2021
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Lambda Male

Whatever thing Gordon Freeman is. Someone who's really quiet, but strong.
guy1: man'st thou heard 'bout guy3? he dostn't even speaketh!
guy2: strange character quality but ok. methinks he's Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather a Lambda Male.
by It's a stone Ruigi September 28, 2020
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Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
by I love yogurt October 31, 2021
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Service Male

A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.
Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .
Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .
by Hanza30 August 12, 2021
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