Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020

Mahoney

typically a short man, whom you're not certain is either giving sly look or just has a persistent squint.

Legend among men, but unfortunately has an anus the size of a dinner plate *
Enjoys a munch on phallic shaped objects, but you'll look past it in hopes he'll come to terms with his selective eating.

"Can't go out for dinner with a Mahoney ever again"
"Ikr too many penises on one plate"

by Cheeseburgs August 15, 2017

Mahoney cannoe

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it and using it as a dildo

The woman used her Mahoney Cannoe to pleasure herself.

by Lethalbutters December 12, 2023

Zara O Mahoney

A nice girl.

The word Zara O Mahoney comes from the urban household defined as a nice girl

by Lucy727462 April 20, 2021

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Mahoney

Cop, policeman. The Fuzz.

I can't believe you're dating a mahoney.

by Pmh82 July 25, 2019

Mahoney’s Podium

The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.

I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.

by Studio8steve May 23, 2021