Magnum dong

What Danny DeVito has

I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong

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Bang Magnet

A chick who can't help but get laid, it's in her attitude,looks, DNA, upbringing, etc. I.E, a doorknob.

Jenny was the firm's bang magnet, all the new interns were drawn to her and would indeed get there shot in the file room.

by Thumblewort January 20, 2009

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Fist Magnet

The kind of person who despite your best efforts draws your fist to the face swiftly and repeatedly.

Kurt is a Fist Magnet. I would like to punch him repeatedly.

by Cheese Daddy December 12, 2014

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chick magnet

A guy who can draw ladies right to him.

My brother Thomas is a big chick magnet!

by A Really Bucking Fastard August 27, 2012

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Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

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Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.

Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?

by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

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