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Marijuana Enthusiast

(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.
Asshole- you guys are pot heads!

Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.
by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010
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Marijuana Hiccups

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.
1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010
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marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.
Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.
by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011
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Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.
Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.
by blazingbob November 6, 2011
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marijuana den

a kewl place where you and your best friends go to smoke weed
yo lets go down to my marijuana den and smoke and get really high.
by sbizz December 12, 2013
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armchair magician

A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)
a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"

b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."
by D351 January 30, 2007
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marijuana

The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal.

Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.)

People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.
Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.
by Alexander DeLarge March 7, 2005
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