Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

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Maggy

She is so hot!!! You want a Maggy so bad! She is so kind and loves everyone. Sometimes people take her for granted. She is amazing at dance and has a big ass. She dates people as a Bobby or a Johnny or a Westin. She dates popular people. You will want a Maggy so much!!

Wow Maggy is so pretty! Dang that Maggy girl is THICCCC!!

by Randomperson54382 June 11, 2018

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MacGayver

To use a combination of MacGyver-like and homosexual skills (playbill collecting, dress making, make-overs) to get out of any situation.

This can include using a single stick of gum to repair a dress on the red carpet, turning a hungover girlfriend into a presentable hottie by re-fashioning her scarf in to a slutty top or sashaying past a long entrance line at any club.

I got a single ticket in the 2nd mezzanine for the Lady GaGa concert but my girlfriends are going to be down in the orchestra. I'm going to have to MacGayver my way done there somehow...

by the_Dilley November 25, 2009

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saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

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