Fear machine

A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.

Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!

Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.

by MacKeown! June 15, 2011

Reverse bubble machine

Where you and hot chick are slaming ass ckeeks together and the chick has runny shit. You then proceed to fart into the runny shit creating shit bubbles. (Works with all genders!!!)

Person 1: I shouldn't have ate taco bell I have go take a runny shit
Person 2: Wait! I have an idea

Person 1: what is it hurry up
Person 2: lets do a reverse bubble machine

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

machine gun starter

When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.

Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.

Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!

Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.

by Macgyverman1233 January 7, 2014

Machine

Machine

1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.

2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car

3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.

1) The dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.

2) brittany spears is a machine.

3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.

by WordRepoMan June 21, 2013

The Machine

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

pretty hate machine

The greatest industrial album ever! From the start to the end. Perfection.

Listening to pretty hate machine is an experience.

by warmplace34 February 19, 2008

The Machine Gun

When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt!

Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo

I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her.

That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun

by Shitty McCunterman October 13, 2011