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Machine Learning 

1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.
Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{

cout<<"Enter your name";

cin >> name;

cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*
Machine Learning by Wammybarnut March 18, 2015
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Machine repairman 

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.
"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .

Machine Hopper 

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
Machine Hopper by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

machine girl 

the best fkn band ever. go listen to wlfgrl right now you little bitch
if u listen to machine girl u can have aux any day🥵
machine girl by s1nj1ns bu55y February 17, 2021

machine gun couple 

A machine gun couple is a interracial couple, especially between a white woman and a black man, but it can be between any races. The use of the word machine gun instead of any gun is partially inspired by Jacob Zuma singing that he will shoot the boer with the machine gun
Yuck. I see a machine gun couple between some black guy and a white woman. Ben, do you have my machine gun? I need to shoot them.

machine gun starter

When a car battery doesn't have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.

Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!

Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.

machine gun poop 

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.
Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.