Mach Jesus

Someone Travelling so fast, that colliding with one small object will be fatal.

Tom Cruise was going Mach Jesus to avoid being late for the shoot.

by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022

Mach 5 Giga Karen

A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.

They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.

Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?

Guy: It's been good.

Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.

Guy: Really? From who?

Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.

*Later on

Wife: How was work?

Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.

by Race relations May 17, 2023

mach shubin

1.) (adv.) a derogatory term used to describe the pace of someone who is going so fast that their speed is considered malicious to those around them. see also: shubin, pons, pons mach shubin.

did you see that guy going mach shubin? jesus christ! he could have killed someone.

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

Mach Jesus

Something traveling well above the "reasonable speed" that it should be

Me and my buddy were traveling Mach Jesus down the back roads on a beer run last night

by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021

Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 23, 2021

mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.

Example 1:

Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.

Example 2:

Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.

by sopalain August 14, 2018

mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.

Example 1:
Person 1: When did you become a feminist?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Hum, I don't know, look at your last facebook status.
Person 3: Yeah, that's not him. He's been mach-ed.

Example 2:
Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of smoke detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: Well, what do you think? We've been so mach-ed.

by sopalain August 14, 2018