mystic babble

A term coined by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps to describe the monolingual redundancy and repetitiveness that can frequently be found in movies or video games that take place in a medieval setting.

The seven ancients of the realm foretold of the scrolls that the prophecy told of a magic being who descended upon the wor- It's mystic babble."
-Arin Hanson

by BrainInVain June 29, 2018

mystic tan

a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.

Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)

by Phoebetiger August 17, 2007

Mystic Island

A scummy pit stop along the Jersey shore. The area is mostly inhabited by drug addicts, alcoholics, and teenagers who think they are bad-ass. A majority of these people also believe that they are somehow affiliated with the crips, the bloods, or thelatin kings. Even the pree-teens think they're cool because they steal cigarette butts out of the Italian American's garbage cans after senior citizens have smoked them down to nubs. Everyone who lives in Mystic is on welfare or does so many drugs that they somehow magically qualify for disability.

The air in Mystic often wreaks of dirty vagina, asshole, and pot. Occasional there is a strange 'moving cloud of stink' that originates in lower mystic (from welfare housing) and somehow systematically moves around the entire island, making it stink of cat piss.

Don't ever come to Mystic Island. You'll get addicted to Heroin and you'll never be able to scrub the odor of pot and cat piss out of your clothes, regardless of how many showers you take with brillo pads.

If you come to Mystic Islands, the toxins in the air will kill you with ten years. Or you'll live forever at the cost of your soul.

by Some_Necrophile January 11, 2012

mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.

did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!

by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017

Mystic Taco

A magical vagina that pops out 2,000 babies per second.

Ever hooker I've meet had a Mystic Taco

by Mystical Guru July 4, 2010

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

Mystic Messenger Addiction

A Mystic Messenger Addiction happens when you start to notice, that you are addicted to the onlinegame Mystic Messenger.
This can happen really quick, so you need to be careful

"Oh I already played three routes but I still don't want to stop..."

Could it be that you have a Mystic Messenger Addiction?

by Pumchön April 28, 2019