Dirty myrtle

A PBR with a lime. The dirty myrtle is not complete without a koozie.

"I'll take a dirty myrtle."

by RockerChic13 March 29, 2016

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Myrtle Creek

One of the smallest hicktowns in oregon, where you cant take a crap with out anyone knowing,know for its wooden nickle days, and where every one knows every one but your only cool if you are a Jarvis.

Person 1: hey you ever been to myrtle creek?
tourist from alaska: yeah i met the jarvis's to they are so cool

by Beafcake February 18, 2009

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dirty myrtle

The act of getting a fidget spinner stuck in your anus.

Man! Billy did a dirty myrtle to me and now I have to have surgery.

by Daddy McBoogerpants August 17, 2017

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Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

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