i cut my own slack

Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole

by slack cutter February 25, 2012

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017

Brass my own ass

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.

Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.

by Urban OP August 16, 2018

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019