my mom is dead

Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.

Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.

Chris-My mom is dead...

Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*

by Roger D January 23, 2005

My mom jokes

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

by Antas October 8, 2011

my mom and dad

when you are about to rat on your parents for something they dont want other people to hear.

my mom and dad called you round eye.

by nobody else here March 21, 2017

My mom is so china

A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!

Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?

Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!

Vlad: Bummer...

by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010

my mom's home

when you're having passionate anal sex and you hear the garage door open so he pulls out and you shit everywhere

UGGGGHHH MY MOM'S HOME

Rachel: Why is Nate changing his pants?
Tim: He got a bit excited and his mom came home

by ebrosion December 9, 2011

My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser

Yo! My mom is on the browser!

by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018

My mom died

:(

person: my mom died
person 2: pog

by Cg will murder you June 18, 2021