mushroom 

the devils fucking sex toys. people who like mushrooms cannot be trusted.

person 1: hey do you want some alfredo?
person2: sureee but are there mushrooms?
person 1: yeah dude, they're fucking good
person 2: nah man mushrooms are disgusting!

mushroom by babycløut August 11, 2019

Mushroom 

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂

Omg mushroom your amazing

Mushroom by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020

mushroom 

a name of a very caring person :D

hes a mushroom for sure!

mushroom by kenmaiseatingawatermelon November 13, 2020

mushroom 

i highly over-rated vegetable. it is literally a fungus. or if you wanna be more sophisticated and smarter...
WIKIPEDIA: "... spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground, on soil, or on its food source." (that is disgusting!!👎😃)
thank you Wikipedia

you: want a mushroom?
me: get out.

mushroom by buloogawhale December 12, 2020

Mushroom 

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

Mushroom by kermit37 December 20, 2020

Mushroom 

A soul binding deal made by touching hands and saying mushroom. The deal cannot be broken without risking the relationship.

Never break a mushroom, its too risky.

Mushroom by Kai_the_bisexuwhale April 25, 2021

mushroom 

bottom

"mushroom"

mushroom by mushroom_den June 2, 2021