Muffy Crosswire

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.

Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.

by regan/muffy August 26, 2016

muffy puffs

Muffy Puffs-A group of chicks playing trivia at the local pub with swollen vaginas.

Look at that table of muffy puffs.They look hot.

by Phatwags K October 29, 2017

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010

Muffy fuck

When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)

I Gave Your mother a muffy fuck last night. (Almost Same As Screaming Dolphin.)

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

muffy (muff)

1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina

This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)

1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!

by Rachel Taylor January 27, 2005

muffy-dufflers

The bits of hair that grow over your ears.

Look at Dave's muffy-dufflers!

by Dunc and Dee May 13, 2005

Muffy Lee

A tall goofy looking dude with a large curly fro who is a black belt in karate. He is required to give you the "speech" that he can kill you with one punch if he must use force like he is Bruce Lee or something.

Geez Train, just because we talk shit about your Mom doesn't mean you have to go all Muffy Lee on us.

by daschitz August 23, 2011