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mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?
by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018
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Mook

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mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.
They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.
by boyzRhot December 29, 2009
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Mook

A slur used mostly for ignorant Italians.
1)Giovanni, would you shut up you fuckin' mook!

2)Lookidiss fuckin' mook bastid
by pseudonym faggotry August 4, 2008
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mook

A New York-ism, derived from the English/Irish slang, "moke," for donkey. A contemptible person capable of criminal behavior who is best avoided.
"You mooks gedda fuggouta heah or I'll lock ya's up."
by geoffharvard May 19, 2015
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Mook

a Class A Idiot

now before we get carried away thinking this word is new, very much not, i'ts said in 100's of classic TV shows and movies, from Stooges to Gleason, in the three Stooges its been used in the same way we use it today, they even went so far as to use it as the names of characters
Moe Howard as Dr. Mook Schlepper
by Cosmic Pope July 24, 2010
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mooked

I was so mooked last night that I knocked out an undercover for trying to sell me some poop ass schwag.
by Dro April 11, 2004
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