Monkey Balls

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up

oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

by nobitchesonlymen April 27, 2022

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sweet monkey balls

A expression to show general joy.

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

by SupahNautical May 1, 2016

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Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

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chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls chicken monkey balls; the school lunch that they serve us; the school wifi

Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

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Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

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ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.

Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.

by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011

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