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Moltext

v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!
by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011
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moltered

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
by Molter555 March 23, 2012
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Mortenism

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.
Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
by toripanda77 June 2, 2009
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Montenegro

Montengro (Crna Gora) is a country located in south east europe. Montenegro's people are called montenegrins.
Montenegro is a country in south east europe. Its so beutiful.
by South Europe Man December 8, 2018
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Montenegro

One of the hottest places on earth. Former Yugoslavia. Sexy females from here. Nice beaches.
I'm going to Montenegro for my vacation!
by milena March 18, 2003
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Viggo Mortensen

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005
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Morten

A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".

It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).
1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"

2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."
by Dradeel December 9, 2008
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