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midwasted

Awesome people being awesome, doing awesome stuff. A person tipcally hailing from the midwest, or just parties with people in the midwest. Its about being wasted in the midwest. However you can be straight edge and be midwested... but only if you are super awesome.
(speaking about a group of awesome drunk people.) Man, those kids sure are midwasted!
by jill w.k. August 24, 2006
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The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014
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midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane December 9, 2008
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Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.
Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.
by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009
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Midas touch

A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon February 4, 2007
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Midas' Grasp

When pee ricochets back at you after having pissed extremely hard against the front end of the bowl.
Upon taking one of the strongest pisses of his life, Mark felt the wrathful splash of Midas' Grasp as he was sprayed.
by Kitzuchi April 1, 2021
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Midas is pog

Someone who loves the Midas skin in fortnite
by Midasispog August 7, 2021
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