Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
mugGet the Squatting Mellonmug.

mellon

a very powerful person who can transform into many forms but most commonly in his thug life mellon
retard "mellon help
mellon"ok helper mellon to the rescue
by niggiepower January 7, 2019
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Nicole mellon

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her
mugGet the Nicole mellonmug.

squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own
Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?
by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015
mugGet the squater mellonmug.

Mellon Pull

An overexcessive (often accidental) overpull of mobs with insurmountable odds of succession.
Wow, that was a Mellon Pull and-a-half
by Saintanais February 8, 2025
mugGet the Mellon Pullmug.

Mellon

You slipped, you did something wrong, or you just lame
Bruh you Mellon
by Ehehdhdb September 10, 2021
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T. C. Mellon Huntin'

Going to the Turkey Creek shopping plaza and hunting for women with large breasts
Let's go back to Knoxville for some T. C. Mellon Huntin'.
by Peepeepoopoo694208008s March 5, 2022
mugGet the T. C. Mellon Huntin'mug.

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