it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.

DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."

by Doug Sims May 1, 2008

Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

A child-friendly way of using the term "Nigger Knife"

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"

by Firby January 12, 2009

The "Classic" (Melee)

The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.

Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*

Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."

by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018

competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.

Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.

by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015

Mole's Eye Melee

A large-scale fight or rumble, usually involving a large group of people and often includes bar mugs being smashed and used as weapons. Generally involves patrons of the Mole's Eye bar and usually takes place in an adjacent parking lot or street.

"Hey did you hear there was another Mole's Eye Melee last night? The emergency room was busy again!"

by Brattle April 9, 2011

Super smash bros melee

The literal best competitive fighting game in all of existence

“Fuck fortnite let’s go play super smash bros melee on my old game cube”

by My ass October 3, 2020

drop a melee

to go completely ape-sh*t-crazy on someone's ass.

to completely own someone up in an arguement or dispute.

to completely own in something.

"Wow that kid droped a melee on that mofous' ass!"

"I'm gonna drop a melee on Mrs. May cos of all the homework she gives us!'

by Eric The Ninja May 20, 2007