meleedrama

A verbal onslaught of unnecessary, emotionally charged information. (sometimes brought about by a drunken stupor)
(origin - combination of melee and drama)

Last night my drunk friend Tifanny called me and unleashed her usual meleedrama upon my tired brain.

by josh money October 29, 2006

meese

The real plural of moose. Many people, including the dictionary and English teachers, will attempt to tell you that "meese" is not correct. However, please consider the following:
One goose = goose
One moose = moose
Two+ goose = geese
Two+ moose = meese?
Yes, meese is grammatically correct. Don't let them fool you.

Look at that wild flock of meese!

by delovely May 27, 2005

Meedeeek

My dick

I'm going to stick meedeeek in ur ass

by bitchkilla9 October 23, 2018

Meleefag

A person who loves, praises and worships Super Smash Bros. Melee till the day they die. Most often these type of people refuse to give credit or even play the other Smash games because of reasons such as "no wavedashing", "it's too slow", "you can't shine spike", and other reasons that prevent them from enjoying the other games. They make it clear that Melee is "the only true experience of Smash" for how broken the system is. They can't accept playing more stable, proper systems of Smash, and when they do play the other games, they generally blame their skill on the fact that there is no wavedashing.

Person 1: "Hey would you like to play some Smash 4 or Brawl?"
Person 2: "Ew why would I play those games? They don't have wavedashing and dash dancing isn't the same! They're not even as fast! Those games are for filthy casuals!"
Person 1: "Oh so you're a Meleefag..." filthy casuals Brawl

by Gilgabob October 18, 2015

Meleemaster

A male with a small body and a minuscule penis. This person will often claim he is a master when it comes to sexual intercourse but the truth is that he will remain a virgin his whole life.

Inu often boasted that he was a master when it came to sex, but we all knew he was a meleemaster.

by Thatguyist May 11, 2008

Meese

The real plural of moose

Wow, look at all those meese.

by Annie_the_unamused_meese_belie May 20, 2017

melee weapon

A melee weapon is a hand to hand combat weapon such as a sword,axe,hammer,hate stick or any other thing used at close range, they are used for clubbing, slashing, cutting, hacking, pounding,smashing, crushing, mashing, pulverising ect.

the sword up here is a melee weapon

by Jimma from aussie January 14, 2008