medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

Get medieval on your ass

To get so hard on someone that it feels like medieval torture perhaps useing similar methods.

Tell us where you keep your all of your coke before we get medieval on your ass.

by Deep blue 2012 March 7, 2010

Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive

That's so medieval cute!

by Lil'Pompy April 2, 2019

Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022

medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

by Yellos April 9, 2018