Matey Cock

A crude way to describe someone's name you've forgotten when referring to them.
Oh what's his name again, old matey cock? ...Who?
by Mika88 May 29, 2024
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Matei

A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.
Oh my god there he goes, the hottest man to walk this planet. His name HAS to be Matei.
by punani muncher 25 March 13, 2023
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Matei

the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.
Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!
by i am her lol June 26, 2023
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Iona matei

Amazing guy, best friend, super good looking, charming with girls, canny and humorous.
You don't interact with Iona matei? You should!
by Ala-alabama December 8, 2021
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Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.
by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021
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Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail
Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀
by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022
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Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!
by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021
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