by *Karma June 24, 2011
Get the manstreaking mug.When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.
The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.
by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018
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You haven´t nutted in a Year, your balls hurt, and you think to yourself lets watch some kinky shit.
And suddenly your nut is the biggest volcano eruption you´ve ever seen.
And suddenly your nut is the biggest volcano eruption you´ve ever seen.
Manspredding
"You nut" your friend obviously says "oh shit, man you´ve manspredded all over your sisters Pillow."
"You nut" your friend obviously says "oh shit, man you´ve manspredded all over your sisters Pillow."
by BiggSpreddar October 2, 2020
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1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.
can also be used in verb form:
"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
by mariangello June 5, 2015
Get the Vanspreading mug.Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.
by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017
Get the manspeaking mug.Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.
by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020
Get the Man Spreading mug.When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.
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