Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

Mam-Flu by kennypet July 11, 2018

Mam hammock 

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

Mam hammock by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

Mam sandwich 

Hey mam can I have a sandwich in 2 words mam sandwitch

Hello can I have a mam sandwich

Mam sandwich by Zayz March 19, 2021

mam's life 

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.

Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.

mam's life by 49seffy March 14, 2022

Mam head 

Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam

Look at her! She's a right mam head!

Mam head by marcowh August 21, 2023

call mam fetish 

an extremely annoying impulse to call your mother, even when in the next isle in a supermarket. Also it involves phoning your mam when in the adjacent room, just to ask for a biscuit

omg, that boys got a serious 'call mam fetish'. why cant he leave her alone for one minute...

call mam fetish by scott nicholson May 22, 2009

wham-bam-thank-you-mam 

Referring to a one night stand or a brief sexual encounter with no strings attached.

All I want is a wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I dont want a relationship.

wham-bam-thank-you-mam by cherisheachday March 17, 2007