mr t

Mr T
He pities the fool

He pities the fool, and wants you to shut your jibba jabba

Mr T Says: "I pity the foo"

by Bartleby May 13, 2005

Mr T Killer

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.

"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy

by slayingopher November 4, 2010

Mr T

The only man that can look Chuck Norris in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.

Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.

by Fencing Dude July 8, 2006

mr t

Twice winner of world's toughest bouncer contest. Was in Rocky III and the a-team. Extremely cool.

his real name is Lawrence

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Mr T

Played plane fearing, milk drinking, ass kicking BA Baracus in the A Team.
Pitied fools and tried to present a good role model to chilren at the same time.
Produced the world's best motivational video, which everyone should live their lives by, includes sections on how to recoup after doing something absoludicrous and what to do if your friends find alcohol and cigarettes in a bin, get instantly high and offer some to you (peer pressure).
Owner of huge amounts of jewellery.

"Mr T knows how to treat his mother right and he was in the A-Team, that makes him a god."

by James Haskin April 14, 2006

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

MrThomas

1. A word used to describe those of great power, often after abusing it. Most commonly used on IRC channels.

2. A being of great intelligence and unattainable knowledge; the knowledge that is grasped before birth, making them greater than most deity.

3. Someone's sex toy, or a person of great admiration, beauty, and attraction.

4. A really sexy geek, if the word geek and sexy can be used together.

5. A steam engine on a children's tv show.

1. personOne: What did you do wrong to get banned on IRC?
bannedPerson: Nothing! That dude was totally a MrThomas!

2. I think Matt is a MrThomas, because he knows EVERYTHING, no, he was BORN knowing everything.

3. I played with a MrThomas last night, he was so sexy my boyfriend did too!

4. Mmm, look at that MrThomas playing around in the server rack, sexyamirite?!

5. MrThomas says "chooochooo!", you know, like a train.

by BiPolarPandaBear March 22, 2010