lumpy plumpy

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

LuppySwivels

When your "security" manager catches you alone in his office and crawls towards the chair and swivels it around to preform an act of fellatio.

I covered for Jerry at office and received the luppyswivels.

by Charles J. Joans February 4, 2021

A lumpy Julia

Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.

I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.

by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Lumpy Peanut Butter

Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013

Goody's Lumpy Funtube

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008