dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011

Laundergency

The situation in which dirty laundry has built up to the point it starts interfering with daily life. A laundry emergency.

Yesterday I had such a laundergency I wore the same underwear for the third day in a row.

by SirGrahamCracker June 29, 2009

luderkrudt

Make-up i så tungt lag, at huden nede under højssandsyndelig aldrig kommer til at se solen igen.

på indkøbslisten, for den gemnemsnitlige kvinde i randers, kan man finde mokai, knallertbenzin, luderkrudt, og kokain.

by Ikke rigtig nogen February 29, 2016

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

lurders

penis-shaped sugar cookies

justins in the kitchen makin' lurders

by Jonathon Michael Thomas May 1, 2006

Luder

In Denmark the word LUDER means whore or prostitute

i'm picking up a luder on the corner or you stupid luder

by Sweet Reed June 19, 2009